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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday February 25, 2020


A cowhand way out in Seattle Had a dooflicker flat as...
A cowhand way out in Seattle Had a dooflicker flat as a paddle. He said, "No, I can't fuck A lamb or a duck, But golly! it just fits the cattle."

The rhino is a homely beast, For human eyes he's not...
The rhino is a homely beast, For human eyes he's not a feast. Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros, I'll stare at something less prepoceros. -- Ogden Nash

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