Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday April 1, 2020

There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught...
There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught in a socket. His wife was a bitch So she threw the switch, And Crockett went off like a rocket.

Lady, lady, should you meet One whose ways are...
Lady, lady, should you meet One whose ways are all discreet, One who murmurs that his wife Is the lodestar of his life, One who keeps assuring you That he never was untrue, Never loved another one... Lady, lady, better run! -- Dorothy...