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Jan 1, 2013

Did it ever occur to you that fat chance and slim chance mean...
Did it ever occur to you that fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? Or that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Did you hear about the model who sat on a broken bottle and...
Did you hear about the model who sat on a broken bottle and cut a nice figure?

Did you know ... That no-one ever reads these things?
Did you know ... That no-one ever reads these things?

"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would...
"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him." -- John Barrymore's dying words

Dignity is like a flag. It flaps in a storm...
Dignity is like a flag. It flaps in a storm. -- Roy Mengot

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