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Jul 7, 2016

Q: How many marketing people does it take to change...
Q: How many marketing people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I'll have to get back to you on that.

Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in...
Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in...
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None: The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in...
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to the earlier joke.

Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take...
Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones...

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