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Aug 8, 2019

Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough...
Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.

Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.

happiness, adv: An agreeable sensation arising ...
happiness, adv: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

happiness, adv: Finding the owner of a lost bikini.
happiness, adv: Finding the owner of a lost bikini.

Happiness is a hard disk.
Happiness is a hard disk.
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