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I am a computer.
I am dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator.
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I am a conscientious man, when I throw
rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
-- Ogden Nash, "Everybody's Mind to Me a Kingdom Is"
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I am a deeply superficial person.
-- Andy Warhol
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I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend
than be one.
-- Clarence Darrow
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I am a man: nothing human is alien to me.
-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
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I am America's child, a spastic slogging on demented
limbs drooling I'll trade my PhD for a telephone voice.
-- Burt Lanier Safford III, "An Obscured Radiance"
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I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.
-- Winston Churchill
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I am changing my name to Chrysler
I am going down to Washington, D.C.
I will tell some power broker
What they did for Iacocca
Will be perfectly acceptable to me!
I am changing my name to Chrysler,
I am heading for that great receiving line.
When they hand a million grand out,
I'll be standing with my hand out,
Yessir, I'll get mine!
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I am convinced that the truest act of courage is to sacrifice ourselves
for others in a totally nonviolent struggle for justice. To be a man
is to suffer for others.
-- Cesar Chavez
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I am fairly unrepentant about her poetry. I really think that three
quarters of it is gibberish. However, I must crush down these thoughts
otherwise the dove of peace will shit on me.
-- Noel Coward on Edith Sitwell