Freebsd Fortunes 5

Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.

OCCAM'S ERASER:
        The philosophical principle that even the simplest
        solution is bound to have something wrong with it.

OCCIDENT:
        The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient.  It is
        largely inhabited by Christians,  powerful sub-tribe of the
        Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating,
        which they are pleased to call "war" and "commerce."  These, also,
        are the principal industries of the Orient.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

OCEAN:
        A body of water occupying about two-thirds
        of a world made for man -- who has no gills.

Odets, where is thy sting?
                -- George S. Kaufman

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.

Of all men's miseries, the bitterest is this:
to know so much and have control over nothing.
                -- Herodotus

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
                -- Plato

Of all the words of witch's doom
There's none so bad as which and whom.
The man who kills both which and whom
Will be enshrined in our Who's Whom.
                -- Fletcher Knebel

Of all things man is the measure.
                -- Protagoras