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love, n.:
When you don't want someone too close--because you're very sensitive
to pleasure.
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love, n.:
When you like to think of someone on days that begin with a morning.
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love, n.:
When, if asked to choose between your lover
and happiness, you'd skip happiness in a heartbeat.
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love, v.:
I'll let you play with my life if you'll let me play with yours.
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Lowery's Law:
If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
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Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
There's always one more bug.
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Lunatic Asylum, n.:
The place where optimism most flourishes.
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Machine-Independent, adj.:
Does not run on any existing machine.
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Mad, adj.:
Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence ...
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Madison's Inquiry:
If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
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