| Linux Computers: 1001 of 1023 |
You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your
friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.
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| Linux Computers: 1002 of 1023 |
You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if you ask that dog what his
favorite formatter is, and he says "roff! roff!", well, I'll just have to...
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| Linux Computers: 1003 of 1023 |
You might have mail.
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| Linux Computers: 1004 of 1023 |
You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable
proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.
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| Linux Computers: 1005 of 1023 |
You scratch my tape, and I'll scratch yours.
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| Linux Computers: 1006 of 1023 |
You will have a head crash on your private pack.
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| Linux Computers: 1007 of 1023 |
You will have many recoverable tape errors.
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| Linux Computers: 1008 of 1023 |
You will lose an important disk file.
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| Linux Computers: 1009 of 1023 |
You will lose an important tape file.
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| Linux Computers: 1010 of 1023 |
You're already carrying the sphere!
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