Freebsd Fortunes 7

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We are stronger than our skin of flesh and metal, for we carry and
share a spectrum of suns and lands that lends us legends as we craft
our immortality and interweave our destinies of water and air,
leaving shadows that gather color of their own, until they outshine
the substance that cast them.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

We are the unwilling... led by the unqualified...
to do the unnecessary... for the ungrateful...
                -- GI in Vietnam, 1970

We are unavoidably drawn towards conservatism and death.
The order is not insignificant.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]

We are what we are.

We are what we pretend to be.
                -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

We can defeat gravity.  The problem is the paperwork involved.

We can embody the truth, but we cannot know it.
                -- Yates

We can found no scientific discipline, nor a healthy profession on the
technical mistakes of the Department of Defense and IBM.
                -- Edsger W. Dijkstra