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Linux Wisdom:  1 of 402

(1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood.
(2) If your stomach antagonizes you, pacify it with cool thoughts.
(3) Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.
(4) Go very lightly on the vices, such as carrying on in society, as
        the social ramble ain't restful.
(5) Avoid running at all times.
(6) Don't look back, something might be gaining on you.
                -- S. Paige, c. 1951
Linux Wisdom:  2 of 402

A clash of doctrine is not a disaster -- it is an opportunity.
Linux Wisdom:  3 of 402

A cloud does not know why it moves in just such a direction and at such
a speed, if feels an impulsion... this is the place to go now.  But the
sky knows the reasons and the patterns behind all clouds, and you will
know, too, when you lift yourself high enough to see beyond horizons.
                -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul
Linux Wisdom:  4 of 402

A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given the chance.
                -- Stanislaw Lem
Linux Wisdom:  5 of 402

A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated.  But an authentic soothsayer should
be shot on sight.  Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved.
                -- R.A. Heinlein
Linux Wisdom:  6 of 402

A halted retreat
Is nerve-wracking and dangerous.
To retain people as men -- and maidservants
Brings good fortune.
Linux Wisdom:  7 of 402

A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.
Linux Wisdom:  8 of 402

A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.  I
believe everything positively stinks.
                -- Lew Col
Linux Wisdom:  9 of 402

A man said to the Universe:
        "Sir, I exist!"
        "However," replied the Universe,
        "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."
                -- Stephen Crane
Linux Wisdom:  10 of 402

A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?" by a curious monk.
        "It is right before your eyes," said the master.
        "Why do I not see it for myself?"
        "Because you are thinking of yourself."
        "What about you: do you see it?"
        "So long as you see double, saying `I don't', and `you do', and so
on, your eyes are clouded," said the master.
        "When there is neither `I' nor `You', can one see it?"
        "When there is neither `I' nor `You',
who is the one that wants to see it?"
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