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Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies", derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.

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Today's Fortunes

Apr 1, 2023

A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt...
A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, "Who Mourns for Adonais?", stardate 3468.1.

A little suffering is good for the soul. --...
A little suffering is good for the soul. -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0

A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on...
A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away. -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown

A princess should not be afraid -- not with a brave knight...
A princess should not be afraid -- not with a brave knight to protect her. -- McCoy, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.3

A star captain's most solemn oath is that he will give...
A star captain's most solemn oath is that he will give his life, even his entire crew, rather than violate the Prime Directive. -- Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown

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