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A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first
thought of.
-- Burt Bacharach
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A tautology is a thing which is tautological.
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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest
in students.
-- John Ciardi
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"A University without students is like an ointment without a fly."
-- Ed Nather, professor of astronomy at UT Austin
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About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.
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Abstract:
This study examined the incidence of neckwear tightness among a group
of 94 white-collar working men and the effect of a tight business-shirt collar
and tie on the visual performance of 22 male subjects. Of the white-collar
men measured, 67% were found to be wearing neckwear that was tighter than
their neck circumference. The visual discrimination of the 22 subjects was
evaluated using a critical flicker frequency (CFF) test. Results of the CFF
test indicated that tight neckwear significantly decreased the visual
performance of the subjects and that visual performance did not improve
immediately when tight neckwear was removed.
-- Langan, L.M. and Watkins, S.M. "Pressure of Menswear on the
Neck in Relation to Visual Performance." Human Factors 29,
#1 (Feb. 1987), pp. 67-71.
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Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics,
because the stakes are so low.
-- Wallace Sayre
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Academicians care, that's who.
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=============== ALL FRESHMEN PLEASE NOTE ===============
To minimize scheduling confusion, please realize that if you are taking one
course which is offered at only one time on a given day, and another which is
offered at all times on that day, the second class will be arranged as to
afford maximum inconvenience to the student. For example, if you happen
to work on campus, you will have 1-2 hours between classes. If you commute,
there will be a minimum of 6 hours between the two classes.
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