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Love is in the offing.  Be affectionate to one who adores you.
 
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Make a wish, it might come true.
 
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Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.
 
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Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
 
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Never commit yourself!  Let someone else commit you.
 
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Never give an inch!
 
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Never look up when dragons fly overhead.
 
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Never reveal your best argument.
 
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Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don't
have a lucky day this year.
 
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Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.
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