Linux Fortunes: 26 of 433 |
Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.
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Linux Fortunes: 27 of 433 |
Avoid reality at all costs.
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Linux Fortunes: 28 of 433 |
Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
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Linux Fortunes: 29 of 433 |
Be careful! Is it classified?
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Linux Fortunes: 30 of 433 |
Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!
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Linux Fortunes: 31 of 433 |
Be cautious in your daily affairs.
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Linux Fortunes: 32 of 433 |
Be cheerful while you are alive.
-- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.
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Linux Fortunes: 33 of 433 |
Be different: conform.
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Linux Fortunes: 34 of 433 |
Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so
get used to it.
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Linux Fortunes: 35 of 433 |
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
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