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You too can wear a nose mitten.
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Linux Fortunes: 295 of 433 |
You two ought to be more careful--your love could drag on for years and years.
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Linux Fortunes: 296 of 433 |
You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
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Linux Fortunes: 297 of 433 |
You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
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Linux Fortunes: 298 of 433 |
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
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Linux Fortunes: 299 of 433 |
You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
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Linux Fortunes: 300 of 433 |
You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.
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You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
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You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
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You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.
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