Linux Fortunes: 299 of 433 |
You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
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Linux Fortunes: 300 of 433 |
You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.
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Linux Fortunes: 301 of 433 |
You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
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Linux Fortunes: 302 of 433 |
You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
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Linux Fortunes: 303 of 433 |
You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.
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Linux Fortunes: 304 of 433 |
You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.
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Linux Fortunes: 305 of 433 |
You will be awarded some great honor.
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Linux Fortunes: 306 of 433 |
You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.
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Linux Fortunes: 307 of 433 |
You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
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You will be dead within a year.
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