| Linux Fortunes: 318 of 433 |
You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier.
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| Linux Fortunes: 319 of 433 |
You will be run over by a beer truck.
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| Linux Fortunes: 320 of 433 |
You will be run over by a bus.
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| Linux Fortunes: 321 of 433 |
You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
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| Linux Fortunes: 322 of 433 |
You will be successful in love.
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| Linux Fortunes: 323 of 433 |
You will be surprised by a loud noise.
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| Linux Fortunes: 324 of 433 |
You will be surrounded by luxury.
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| Linux Fortunes: 325 of 433 |
You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.
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| Linux Fortunes: 326 of 433 |
You will be the victim of a bizarre joke.
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| Linux Fortunes: 327 of 433 |
You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare Thyself.
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