Linux Fortunes: 38 of 433 |
Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your
life in such a mess.
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Linux Fortunes: 39 of 433 |
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Linux Fortunes: 40 of 433 |
Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.
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Linux Fortunes: 41 of 433 |
Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.
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Linux Fortunes: 42 of 433 |
Beware of Bigfoot!
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Linux Fortunes: 43 of 433 |
Beware of low-flying butterflies.
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Linux Fortunes: 44 of 433 |
Beware the one behind you.
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Linux Fortunes: 45 of 433 |
Blow it out your ear.
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Linux Fortunes: 46 of 433 |
Break into jail and claim police brutality.
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Linux Fortunes: 47 of 433 |
Bridge ahead. Pay troll.
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