Linux Fortunes

You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.

You will wish you hadn't.

You work very hard.  Don't try to think as well.

You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough to worry.

You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.

You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.

You'll be sorry...

You'll feel devilish tonight.  Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancer's
heel.

You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.