Linux Fortunes

You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough to worry.

You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.

You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.

You'll be sorry...

You'll feel devilish tonight.  Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancer's
heel.

You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.

You'll never be the man your mother was!

You'll never see all the places, or read all the books, but fortunately,
they're not all recommended.

You'll wish that you had done some of the hard things when they were easier
to do.