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Linux Fortunes:  379 of 433

You'll be sorry...
 
Linux Fortunes:  380 of 433

You'll feel devilish tonight.  Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancer's
heel.
 
Linux Fortunes:  381 of 433

You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.
 
Linux Fortunes:  382 of 433

You'll never be the man your mother was!
 
Linux Fortunes:  383 of 433

You'll never see all the places, or read all the books, but fortunately,
they're not all recommended.
 
Linux Fortunes:  384 of 433

You'll wish that you had done some of the hard things when they were easier
to do.
 
Linux Fortunes:  385 of 433

You're a card which will have to be dealt with.
 
Linux Fortunes:  386 of 433

You're almost as happy as you think you are.
 
Linux Fortunes:  387 of 433

You're at the end of the road again.
 
Linux Fortunes:  388 of 433

You're being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
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