| Linux Fortunes: 97 of 433 |
Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84
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| Linux Fortunes: 98 of 433 |
Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.
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| Linux Fortunes: 99 of 433 |
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
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| Linux Fortunes: 100 of 433 |
Give him an evasive answer.
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| Linux Fortunes: 101 of 433 |
Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to
a new town.
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| Linux Fortunes: 102 of 433 |
Give your very best today. Heaven knows it's little enough.
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| Linux Fortunes: 103 of 433 |
Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.
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| Linux Fortunes: 104 of 433 |
Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.
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| Linux Fortunes: 105 of 433 |
Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.
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| Linux Fortunes: 106 of 433 |
Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.
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