| Linux Ms Fortunes: 71 of 133 |
Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows NT!
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 72 of 133 |
A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 73 of 133 |
Coming soon: Visual Edlin for Windows.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 74 of 133 |
Microsoft just released a new product:
Microsoft Windows for Windows(TM).
The ultimate Windows emulator for the Windows platform! Only $900!
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 75 of 133 |
Windows 99 has been released! (PC Magazine, April 2013)
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 76 of 133 |
Windows 98 is guaranteed to make your system 98% slower.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 77 of 133 |
The Windows 98 CD-ROM makes an excellent skeet shoot target.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 78 of 133 |
Downgrade your system for only 89 dollars! Install Windows!
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 79 of 133 |
Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of Windows 98!
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 80 of 133 |
Windows NT Performance, on the next "In Search Of"
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