Linux Science

In 1750 Issac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of stairs.

In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles.

In a minimum-phase system there is an inextricable link between
frequency response, phase response and transient response, as they
are all merely transforms of one another.  This combined with
minimalization of open-loop errors in output amplifiers and correct
compensation for non-linear passive crossover network loading can
lead to a significant decrease in system resolution lost.  However,
this all means jack when you listen to Pink Floyd.

IN MY OPINION anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out
becoming pure energy.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

In Nature there are neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences.
                -- R.G. Ingersoll

In order to dial out, it is necessary to broaden one's dimension.

"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the
universe."
                -- Carl Sagan, Cosmos

In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really
good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they actually change
their minds and you never hear that old view from them again.  They really
do it.  It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are
human and change is sometimes painful.  But it happens every day.  I cannot
recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion.
                -- Carl Sagan, 1987 CSICOP keynote address

"In short, N is Richardian if, and only if, N is not Richardian."

In specifications, Murphy's Law supersedes Ohm's.