Linux Computers: 621 of 1023 |
Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts
down the system for days.
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Linux Computers: 622 of 1023 |
Real Users hate Real Programmers.
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Linux Computers: 623 of 1023 |
Real Users know your home telephone number.
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Linux Computers: 624 of 1023 |
Real Users never know what they want, but they always know when your program
doesn't deliver it.
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Linux Computers: 625 of 1023 |
Real Users never use the Help key.
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Linux Computers: 626 of 1023 |
Recursion is the root of computation since it trades description for time.
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Linux Computers: 627 of 1023 |
Remember the good old days, when CPU was singular?
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Linux Computers: 628 of 1023 |
Remember, God could only create the world in 6 days because he didn't
have an established user base.
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Linux Computers: 629 of 1023 |
Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
-- Mt.
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Linux Computers: 630 of 1023 |
Remember: use logout to logout.
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