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You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.
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You now have Asian Flu.
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You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
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You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
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You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
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You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.
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You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
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You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
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You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
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You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially
if they are dead.
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