Linux Kids

The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got
to be good.
                -- John Barrymore

The idea is to die young as late as possible.
                -- Ashley Montague

The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
                -- Laurence J. Peter

"The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon."
                -- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and
                   Over and Over"

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The real reason large families benefit society is because at least
a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four
and eighteen.  At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
                -- C. S. Lewis, "The Chronicles of Narnia"

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
                -- Dr. Who

There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.