Linux Men Women

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!
You brute!  Knock before entering a ladies room!

Ain't nothin' an old man can do for me but bring me a message from a young man.
                -- Moms Mabley

Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them
continues to pay for it.
                -- Peggy Joyce

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
                -- Arthur Baer

Alimony is the curse of the writing classes.
                -- Norman Mailer

All heiresses are beautiful.
                -- John Dryden

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell
them apart.

All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car,
a cat, no maybe a dog.  Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog.
Definitely a dog.

All the men on my staff can type.
                -- Bella Abzug

All work and no pay makes a housewife.