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I just know I'm a better manager when I have Joe DiMaggio in center field.
                -- Casey Stengel

I like your game but we have to change the rules.

I never met a man I didn't want to fight.
                -- Lyle Alzado, professional football lineman

I realize that today you have a number of top female athletes such as
Martina Navratilova who can run like deer and bench-press Chevrolet
trucks.  But to be brutally frank, women as a group have a long way to
go before they reach the level of intensity and dedication to sports
that enables men to be such incredible jerks about it.
                -- Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag"

I went to the race track once and bet on a horse that was so good that
it took seven others to beat him!

I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with the other one,
but a left-hander would be the thing if they wouldn't have knowed it already
because there is more things involved than could come up on the road, even
after we've been home a long while.
                -- Casey Stengel

I would rather say that a desire to drive fast sports cars is what sets
man apart from the animals.

I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.

I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees.  And I want to
thank everyone for making this night necessary.
                -- Yogi Berra at a dinner in his honor

I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.
                -- Golfer Bobby Jones on being told that it was 105 degrees
                   in the shade.