| Linux Definitions: 781 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I used to jog, but the ice kept bouncing out of my glass."
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| Linux Definitions: 782 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I won't say he's untruthful, but his wife has to call the
dog for dinner."
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| Linux Definitions: 783 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza... I might play
golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her!"
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| Linux Definitions: 784 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I'll listen to reason when it comes out on CD."
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| Linux Definitions: 785 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I'm just a boy named 'su'..."
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| Linux Definitions: 786 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I'm not really for apathy, but I'm not against it either..."
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| Linux Definitions: 787 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I eat it."
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| Linux Definitions: 788 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I've always wanted to work in the Federal Mint. And then go on
strike. To make less money."
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| Linux Definitions: 789 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I've got one last thing to say before I go; give me back
all of my stuff."
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| Linux Definitions: 790 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing
trivial."
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