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Fortune: 121 - 130 of 202 from Linux Law

Linux Law:  121 of 202

In Pocatello, Idaho, a law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying
of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless same are exhibited to public view."
Linux Law:  122 of 202

In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that
is over six feet in length.
Linux Law:  123 of 202

In Tennessee, it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from a
moving automobile.
Linux Law:  124 of 202

In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a
loaf of bread.  However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to
you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by forty
lashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy.  If you stole a dog
and were caught, you were punished with twelve rabbit punches, although it
was hard to find rabbits big enough or strong enough to punch you.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
Linux Law:  125 of 202

In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without
the supervision of a licensed engineer.
Linux Law:  126 of 202

In West Union, Ohio, No married man can go flying without his spouse
along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months.
Linux Law:  127 of 202

It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of
indulgence for infanticide.  A question of interest, my dear Sir!  The jury
is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim
of infanticide.
                -- Edmond About
Linux Law:  128 of 202

It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of
Urbana, Illinois.
Linux Law:  129 of 202

It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood
Boulevard at one time.
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It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.
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