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Linux Love:  11 of 151

Don't despair; your ideal lover is waiting for you around the corner.
Linux Love:  12 of 151

Falling in Love
        When two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall in
love.  You can tell you're in love by the way you feel: your head becomes
light, your heart leaps within you, you feel like you're walking on air,
and the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place.  Unfortunately,
these are also the four warning signs of colon disease, so it's always a
good idea to check with your doctor.
                -- Dave Barry
Linux Love:  13 of 151

Falling in love is a lot like dying.  You never get to do it enough to
become good at it.
Linux Love:  14 of 151

Finish the sentence below in 25 words or less:

        "Love is what you feel just before you give someone a good ..."

Mail your answer along with the top half of your supervisor to:

        P.O. Box 35
        Baffled Greek, Michigan
Linux Love:  15 of 151

Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.
                -- St. Augustine
Linux Love:  16 of 151

God is love, but get it in writing.
                -- Gypsy Rose Lee
Linux Love:  17 of 151

"He did decide, though, that with more time and a great deal of mental
effort, he could probably turn the activity into an acceptable perversion."
                -- Mick Farren, "When Gravity Fails"
Linux Love:  18 of 151

He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage -- he won't
encounter many rivals.
                -- Georg Lichtenberg, "Aphorisms"
Linux Love:  19 of 151

Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
                -- The Wizard of Oz
Linux Love:  20 of 151

        Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you".  It's a sin to
        tell a lie.  Millions of hearts have been broken, just because
        these words were spoken.
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