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Win98 error 003: Illegal ASM instruction. If your modem worked properly, the
FBI would have been called.
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Win NT error 001: Error recording error codes. All further errors not
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Win98 error 004: Virus activated from DOS Prompt - but the virus requires
Windows. Your system will be rebooted for the Virus to take effect. [ OK ]
|Linux Ms Fortunes: 6 of 133|
Win98 error 005: Mouse not found. Click left mouse button on ok to continue.
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Win98 error 006: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
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Win98 error 007: Fatal error: unforseeable condition: Your system has booted
without crashing. Shutting down to compensate.
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Win98 error 008: Illegal copies of Microsoft software found on harddisk, and
the modem didn't respond to our attempts to call the FBI.
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Win98 errors 019-999: Reserved for future use; presently used only to occupy
49.3 MB diskspace.
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WinNT error 002: Out of memory - you have only 536,870,912 bytes of free RAM.
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WinNT error 003: FPU error - enter any 11 digit prime number to continue.