Linux Ms Fortunes: 64 of 133 |
The nice thing about Windows is, it doesn't just crash, it
displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first. (At least,
occasionally...)
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 65 of 133 |
Some Windows were made to be broken.
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 66 of 133 |
Turn your Pentium II into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:>
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 67 of 133 |
Windows NT - Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 68 of 133 |
I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying...
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 69 of 133 |
I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 70 of 133 |
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 71 of 133 |
Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows NT!
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 72 of 133 |
A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard.
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Linux Ms Fortunes: 73 of 133 |
Coming soon: Visual Edlin for Windows.
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