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"An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New
Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but not
new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax."
-- David Letterman
 
Linux Cookie:  598 of 1140

"Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham
Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
        1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
        2) Advising the President.
        3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his
           coffin."
-- David Letterman
 
Linux Cookie:  599 of 1140

"If Ricky Schroder and Gary Coleman had a fight on
 television with pool cues, who would win?
        1) Ricky Schroder
        2) Gary Coleman
        3) The television viewing public"
-- David Letterman
 
Linux Cookie:  600 of 1140

"If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are
 probably hallucinating."
-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_
 
Linux Cookie:  601 of 1140

What to do in case of an alien attack:

    1)   Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
    2)   Avoid eye contact.
    3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact.

-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_
 
Linux Cookie:  602 of 1140

"Nuclear war would really set back cable."
- Ted Turner
 
Linux Cookie:  603 of 1140

"You tweachewous miscweant!"
-- Elmer Fudd
 
Linux Cookie:  604 of 1140

"I saw _Lassie_. It took me four shows to figure out why the hairy kid never
spoke. I mean, he could roll over and all that, but did that deserve a series?"
-- the alien guy, in _Explorers_
 
Linux Cookie:  605 of 1140

"Open Channel D..."
-- Napoleon Solo, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
 
Linux Cookie:  606 of 1140

Save the whales.  Collect the whole set.
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