| Linux Ms Fortunes: 31 of 133 |
Win98 is called Win98 because you need to update at least 98% of your
hardware before it can be installed
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 32 of 133 |
Win98 is called Win98 because it is about as stable and flexible as Linux
0.0.98 (or at least, Microsoft claims it is)
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 33 of 133 |
The difference between Microsoft and 'Jurassic Parc':
In one, a mad businessman makes a lot of money with beasts that should be
extinct.
The other is a film.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 34 of 133 |
Windows 98 - the operating system of world records!
100 million sold copies, 200 million installed copies,
200 billion crashes.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 35 of 133 |
New Microsoft PnP documents released: http://www.microsoft.eu.org/PnP.html
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 36 of 133 |
Microsoft's website has moved: http://www.microsoft.eu.org/
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 37 of 133 |
Windows 98 is *NOT* a virus - viruses are small and efficient.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 38 of 133 |
286 emulator for Pentium II released: It's called Windows NT.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 39 of 133 |
Windows - what do you want to crash today?
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 40 of 133 |
System Error - Virus 'MS-WINDOWS' found!! Erase [Y/Y]?
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