Linux Men Women

Marry in haste and everyone starts counting the months.

Matrimony is the root of all evil.

Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.

Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them.
                -- Marilyn Monroe

Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
                -- Jayne Mansfield

Men aren't attracted to me by my mind.  They're attracted by what I
don't mind...
                -- Gypsy Rose Lee

Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later;
for another thing they die earlier.
                -- H.L. Mencken

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.
                -- E.W. Howe

Men live for three things, fast cars, fast women and fast food.

Men never make passes at girls wearing glasses.
                -- Dorothy Parker