Linux Science

If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount of work, the
answer can be obtained by simple inspection.

If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact,
proof is necessary.
                -- Samuel Clemens

If it smells it's chemistry, if it crawls it's biology, if it doesn't work
it's physics.

If it wasn't for Newton, we wouldn't have to eat bruised apples.

If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by
the page number.

If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of
arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the physical
world.  One might as well attempt to grasp the game of poker entirely by
the use of the mathematics of probability.
                -- Vannevar Bush

If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would
presumably flunk it.
                -- Stanley Garn

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
                -- Albert Einstein

If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it,
we would be so simple we couldn't.

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make
something out of you.
                -- Muhammad Ali