Linux Men Women: 81 of 582 |
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!
You brute! Knock before entering a ladies room!
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Linux Men Women: 82 of 582 |
Ain't nothin' an old man can do for me but bring me a message from a young man.
-- Moms Mabley
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Linux Men Women: 83 of 582 |
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them
continues to pay for it.
-- Peggy Joyce
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Linux Men Women: 84 of 582 |
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
-- Arthur Baer
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Linux Men Women: 85 of 582 |
Alimony is the curse of the writing classes.
-- Norman Mailer
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Linux Men Women: 86 of 582 |
All heiresses are beautiful.
-- John Dryden
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Linux Men Women: 87 of 582 |
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell
them apart.
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Linux Men Women: 88 of 582 |
All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car,
a cat, no maybe a dog. Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog.
Definitely a dog.
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Linux Men Women: 89 of 582 |
All the men on my staff can type.
-- Bella Abzug
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Linux Men Women: 90 of 582 |
All work and no pay makes a housewife.
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