Linux Platitudes

Necessity is a mother.

-- Neophyte's serendipity.
-- Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without interludes of
        hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.
-- A revolving concretion of earthy or mineral matter accumulates no
        congeries of small, green bryophytic plant.
-- The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the
        optimal cachinnation.
-- Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a potential
        escallation of a lucrative nature.
-- Missiles of ligneous or osteal consistency have the potential of
        fracturing osseous structure, but appellations will eternally
        remain innocuous.

Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
                -- Saint Jerome

Never promise more than you can perform.
                -- Publilius Syrus

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.

Nice guys don't finish nice.

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
                -- Evan Davis

Nice guys finish last.
                -- Leo Durocher