Linux Computers: 1011 of 1023 |
You're at Witt's End.
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Linux Computers: 1012 of 1023 |
You're not Dave. Who are you?
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Linux Computers: 1013 of 1023 |
You're using a keyboard! How quaint!
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Linux Computers: 1014 of 1023 |
You've been Berkeley'ed!
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Linux Computers: 1015 of 1023 |
Your code should be more efficient!
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Linux Computers: 1016 of 1023 |
Your computer account is overdrawn. Please reauthorize.
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Linux Computers: 1017 of 1023 |
Your computer account is overdrawn. Please see Big Brother.
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Linux Computers: 1018 of 1023 |
Your fault -- core dumped
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Linux Computers: 1019 of 1023 |
Your files are now being encrypted and thrown into the bit bucket.
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Linux Computers: 1020 of 1023 |
Your mode of life will be changed to ASCII.
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