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Q: What does friendship among Soviet nationalities mean?
A: It means that the Armenians take the Russians by the hand; the
Russians take the Ukrainians by the hand; the Ukranians take
the Uzbeks by the hand; and they all go and beat up the Jews.
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| Linux Riddles: 79 of 135 |
Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota?
A: Open other end.
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| Linux Riddles: 80 of 135 |
Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?
A: A dinner party.
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| Linux Riddles: 81 of 135 |
Q: What is green and lives in the ocean?
A: Moby Pickle.
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| Linux Riddles: 82 of 135 |
Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"
A: A ball point carrot.
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| Linux Riddles: 83 of 135 |
Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota?
A: Open other end.
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| Linux Riddles: 84 of 135 |
Q: What is purple and commutes?
A: A boolean grape.
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Q: What is purple and commutes?
A: An Abelian grape.
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Q: What is purple and concord the world?
A: Alexander the Grape.
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Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One leg is both the same.
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