Freebsd Fortunes 4

I would much rather have men ask why
I have no statue, than why I have one.
                -- Marcus Procius Cato

I would not like to be a political leader in Russia.  They never know when
they're being taped.
                -- Richard Nixon

I love America.  You always hurt the one you love.
                -- David Frye impersonating Nixon

I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house
and be above ground than reign among the dead.
                -- Achilles, "The Odessey", XI, 489-91

I would rather say that a desire to drive fast
sports cars is what sets man apart from the animals.

I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!

I wouldn't marry her with a ten foot pole.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity
for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
                -- Hunter S. Thompson

I wrecked trains because I like to see people die.  I like to hear
them scream.
                -- Sylvestre Matuschka, "the Hungarian Train Wreck Freak",
                   escaped prison 1937, not heard from since

Iam
not
very
happy
acting
pleased
whenever
prominent
scientists
overmagnify
intellectual
enlightenment

IBM:
        [Internation Business Machines Corp.]  Also known as Itty Bitty
        Machines or The Lawyer's Friend.  The dominant force in computer
        marketing, having supplied worldwide some 75% of all known hardware
        and 10% of all software.  To protect itself from the litigious envy
        of less successful organizations, such as the US government, IBM
        employs 68% of all known ex-Attorneys' General.