Freebsd Fortunes 4

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom.
                -- Robert Frost

If some people didn't tell you,
you'd never know they'd been away on vacation.

If someone had told me I would be Pope
one day, I would have studied harder.
                -- Pope John Paul I

If someone says he will do something "without fail", he won't.

If something has not yet gone wrong then it would
ultimately have been beneficial for it to go wrong.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales look the
way they do?

If the American dream is for Americans only, it will remain our dream
and never be our destiny.
                -- Rene de Visme Williamson

If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a
Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per per gallon,
and explode once a year killing everyone inside.
                -- Robert Cringely, InfoWorld

If the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust,
this would be a better world.
                -- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Days"

If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
                -- Norm Schryer