Freebsd Fortunes

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of
every organism to live beyond its income.
                -- Samuel Butler

All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
                -- E. Rutherford

"All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right
hands."
                -- Saint Patrick

All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.

All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can,
too, provided you use them for business purposes.  For example, if you
subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you
can deduct the cost of your house, because, in the words of U.S.
Supreme Court Chief Justice Warren Burger in a landmark 1979 tax
decision: "Where else are you going to read the paper?  Outside?  What
if it rains?"
                -- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"

All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most
ridiculous ones.
                -- La Rochefoucauld

All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by
the government in less than a second.
                -- Jim Fiebig

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
                -- Sean O'Casey

All the world's a VAX,
And all the coders merely butchers;
They have their exits and their entrails;
And one int in his time plays many widths,
His sizeof being N bytes.  At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the Regent's arms.
And then the whining schoolboy, with his Sun,
And shining morning face, creeping like slug
Unwillingly to school.
                -- A Very Annoyed PDP-11