Freebsd Fortunes 4

If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
                -- Robert Pante, fashion consultant

If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor.

If you lose a son you can always get another,
but there's only one Maltese Falcon.
                -- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon"

If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist, he'll get rich,
or famous or both.

If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist,
he'll get rich or famous or both.

If you love someone, set them free.
If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.

If you love something set it free.  If it doesn't
come back to you, hunt it down and kill it.

If you make a mistake you right it
immediately to the best of your ability.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year
with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you;
but if you really make them think they'll hate you.