| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1101 of 2327 |
If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no
longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
-- Abigail Van Buren
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1102 of 2327 |
If you are not for yourself, who will be for you?
If you are for yourself, then what are you?
If not now, when?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1103 of 2327 |
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient
evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than
words.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1104 of 2327 |
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is
sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions
speak louder than words.
-- Fran Lebowitz
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1105 of 2327 |
If you are over 80 years old and accompanied
by your parents, we will cash your check.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1106 of 2327 |
If you are shooting under 80 you are neglecting your business;
over 80 you are neglecting your golf.
-- Walter Hagen
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1107 of 2327 |
If you are smart enough to know that you're not
smart enough to be an Engineer, then you're in Business.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1108 of 2327 |
If you are too busy to read, then you are too busy.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1109 of 2327 |
If you are what you eat, does that mean Euelle Gibbons really was a nut?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1110 of 2327 |
If you aren't rich you should always look useful.
-- Louis-Ferdinand Celine
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