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Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
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Q. How do you keep an Aggie busy at a terminal?
A. While he's not looking, switch it to "local".
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Q: How do you know when you're in the <ethnic> section of Vermont?
A: The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles.
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Q: How do you make an elephant float?
A: You get two scoops of elephant and some rootbeer...
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Q: How do you play religious roulette?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets
struck by lightning first.
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Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A: Throw him a rock.
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Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue-elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with
a blue-elephant gun.
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Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
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Q: How does a hacker fix a function which
doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?
A: He changes the domain.
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Q: How does a single woman in New York get rid of cockroaches?
A: She asks them for a commitment.
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