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Call things by their right names... Glass of brandy and water! That is the
current but not the appropriate name: ask for a glass of fire and distilled
damnation.
-- Robert Hall, in Olinthus Gregory's, "Brief Memoir of the
Life of Hall"
[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
referring to logical names.]
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 562 of 2182 |
Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missle sighted, target
Los Angeles. Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 563 of 2182 |
Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!
-- Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 564 of 2182 |
Calm down, it's *only* ones and zeroes.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 565 of 2182 |
Calm down, it's only ones and zeroes,
Calm down, it's only bits and bytes,
Calm down, and speak to me in English,
Please realize that I'm not one of your computerites.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 566 of 2182 |
Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die."
Hobbes: "Pittsburgh?"
Calvin: "You mean if we're good or if we're bad?"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 567 of 2182 |
Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 568 of 2182 |
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man
who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
-- Clarence Darrow
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 569 of 2182 |
Campbell's Law:
Nature abhors a vacuous experimenter.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 570 of 2182 |
Campus crusade for Cthulhu -- it found me.
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