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One-Shot Case Study, n.:
        The scientific equivalent of the four-leaf clover, from which
it is concluded all clovers possess four leaves and are sometimes
green.

On-line, adj.:
        The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a
computer.

Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.

Only God can make random selections.

Only presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to
use the editorial "we."

Only through hard work and perseverance can one truly suffer.

Optimization hinders evolution.

Oregano, n.:
        The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.

Oregon, n.:
        Eighty billion gallons of water with no place to go on Saturday
night.

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.  Biochemistry
is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
                -- Mike Adams